Discreet Delivery

Your Privacy Comes First

We get it—some things are meant to stay private. That's why every single order leaves our warehouse in completely plain packaging. No logos, no company names, no hints about what's inside. Just a regular parcel that could contain anything.

Delivery Options

We keep it simple. While other sites overwhelm you with confusing delivery tables and hidden fees, we offer just two straightforward options—both with tracking and insurance included.

Royal Mail Standard

• Cost: £4.44
• Delivery: 2-3 working days
• Includes: Full tracking and insurance
• FREE on orders over £50

Royal Mail Express

• Cost: £5.65
• Delivery: 1-2 working days
• Includes: Full tracking and insurance
• FREE on orders over £80

Royal Mail Overnight

• Cost: £8.73
• Delivery: Next working day by 1 pm (Mon - Fri)
• Includes: Full tracking and insurance

Questions About Delivery?

Will my neighbors know what I've ordered?

Absolutely not. The packaging gives no indication of the contents or our business.

What if I'm not home for delivery?

Royal Mail will leave a card for redelivery or collection from your local post office—still in the same discreet packaging.

Your privacy is our priority. Every order is handled with complete discretion from our warehouse to your door.