PDX Discreet Shower Milk Me Honey Masturbator

Ever wish your "me time" could be a little more private… and a whole lot more satisfying?

Say hello to the Milk Me Honey Shower Masturbator — the stroker that looks like a shampoo bottle but feels like the real deal.

Yeah, you read that right. This thing is completely disguised, so you can leave it out in your bathroom or toss it in your bag without anyone giving it a second glance. It’s the perfect blend of low-key and high-pleasure.

Pop off the lid and you’ll find a soft, stretchy sleeve made from Fanta Flesh, which is ridiculously lifelike. Slide in and get ready for some serious sensation — the inner tunnel is packed with textured nubs that grip, rub, and work every inch of you in the best way possible.

Feeling lazy? Good — it comes with a suction cup so you can stick it to your shower wall, tile, desk... wherever. Go hands-free and let it do the work. You can even twist the suction control cap to switch up the intensity — tight and intense or light and easy, totally your call.

Bonus tip? There’s a little bullet vibe slot at the base of the sleeve. Add a vibrating bullet (not included) if you really wanna turn things up a notch.

Why you’ll love it

• Looks like a shampoo bottle — no one will ever know
• Super soft and realistic Fanta Flesh feels amazing
• Nubby, textured tunnel hits all the right spots
• Suction cup for hands-free fun anywhere
• Adjustable suction cap for more or less pressure
• Compatible with a bullet vibe for next-level stimulation
• Great for home or travel — ultra discreet

Nobody needs to know what’s really in your shower.

You bring the water — this bottle brings the pleasure.