PDX Discreet Shower Soothing Scrub Masturbator

Who says self-care can’t be sexy? The PDX Shower Soothing Scrub Masturbator is here to help you unwind, get off, and keep things low-key — all while looking like an ordinary shampoo bottle.

Seriously, it’s genius. This stroker is designed to blend right into your bathroom, so you can leave it out or pack it in your luggage without raising a single eyebrow. No more awkward hiding spots or “what’s that?” questions.

But the real magic’s inside. The soft, realistic sleeve is made with Fanta Flesh — so it feels incredibly lifelike — and the textured tunnel is loaded with rows of pleasure nubs that grip and tease you in all the right places. You’re in for a toe-curling, eye-rolling good time.

Want to take it up a notch? Use the suction cup attachment for totally hands-free fun. You can stick it to pretty much any smooth surface. And with the flip-top suction control cap, you can adjust how tight or intense it feels.

Bonus tip: there’s a little hole at the base of the sleeve that fits a bullet vibe (not included) — perfect if you want to add some buzz to the mix.

Why you’ll love it

• Disguised as a regular shampoo bottle for total privacy
• Soft, stretchy Fanta Flesh sleeve that feels just like the real thing
• Textured inner tunnel with pleasure nubs for extra stimulation
• Flip-top suction cap so you can control the tightness
• Comes with a suction cup for hands-free play
• Bullet-compatible for added vibration
• Great for home, travel, or just keeping things discreet

You’ve got shower gel for your body — now here’s something for your other needs.

Go ahead, scrub up and get off.